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‘Stubborn’ exotic animal owner still grappling with state

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Kenny Hetrick has been caring for wild exotic animals at his Tiger Ridge compound for 40 years in Stony Ridge, and not once has one of his tigers escaped or harmed someone, he said during a recent interview.

Hetrick prides himself on his safety record but the Ohio Department of Agriculture sees it differently.

The ODA recently inspected Hetricks compound after sending him a letter giving him 10 days to abide by state regulations or hand over his animals.

Despite running a seemingly healthy animal compound, Hetrick was in violation of a state law passed in 2012 that regulates the exotic animal industry. The law was signed after an incident near Zanesville in which dozens of animals got loose and were shot and killed by law enforcement.

The letter to Hetrick sent off a flurry of news articles, a Facebook page to save Hetrick’s animals and action by the ODA to get Hetrick into compliance.

At least two exotic animal experts accused Hetrick of dragging his feet and not accepting help when help was offered. They called him stubborn, a man who loves his animals, but who can’t care for them anymore. Hetrick refutes that.

Hetrick has had two years to come into compliance with the law, but he said the permitting process is expensive, and he’s “not a millionaire.”

But thanks to donations by several hundred of Hetrick’s friends, he was able to submit the permit with the $1,000 fee. He also made the upgrades to his compound as required by the state regulators, which included new fencing, spay and neutering, microchips and also a $500,000 insurance fee.

“Everything they required, I did,” Hetrick said. “So what’s next? What’s next, I have no clue.”

The ODA remained closed lipped about its findings at Tiger Ridge. Erica Hawkins, ODA communications director, would not comment on the inspection results or whether Hetrick would be approved or denied a permit.

“We don’t have a final report yet from the (inspection),” Hawkins said Dec. 3. “We’re reviewing the legal status of Mr. Hetrick’s animal permit.”

Hetrick calls Tiger Ridge a safe haven for his animals, many he’s had for 40 years. The compound at 5359 Fremont Pike in Perrysburg houses six tigers and a black leopard, which are considered endangered animals; two lions, a Kodiak brown bear, a liger, a bobcat, and a wolf hybrid.

Andrew Schuman, a Bowling Green attorney for Hetrick, said his client has always been licensed by the US Department of Agriculture for “years and years” (since 1987, according to Hetrick) and has always been in compliance. However, there are no federal regulations for exotic animals.

The state law was considered necessary in response to the release of dozens of bears, big cats, wolves and primates by their owner, Terry Thompson, near Zanesville in 2011. Thompson committed suicide afterward. Many of those animals were killed by law enforcement.

The new law, SB310, made it illegal to buy, sell or trade exotic animals and to own many of them. Those who possess the animals before Jan. 1, 2014 are being allowed to get a permit.

Tiger Ridge is not exempt from the law because it is not an accredited sanctuary with the Global Federation of Animal Sanctuaries.

So far, the ODA has permited more than 60 owners.

Hawkins said the ODA’s demands for compliance were basic requirements, nothing a responsible animal owner wouldn’t want for their compound.

Tim Harrison, an ex-police officer and former owner of exotic animals who now trains first responders in how to handle them, said he offered to donate fencing to Hetrick when he was having difficulties finding the money to upgrade his facility. Hetrick said no, Harrison said, leading him to believe Hetrick was just a stubborn person, not interested in doing what was right for the animals.

“We have been trying to help him for years,” said Harrison, who operates out of Dayton.

Bobbi Brink with Lions, Tigers and Bears, an animal rescue and sanctuary in California, said she also ran up against Hetrick’s stubbornness when she offered to take his animals for him when he ran afoul of the law. Hetrick flat out refused, saying, “If I can’t have my animals, then no one can have them,” according to Brink.

“I believe the state is going to take action,” Brink said. “In all honesty, for us here, we’re going to be dealing with him (Hetrick) now or later. With private owners, they don’t want to give up, but they run out of food, cages break down, so they finally figure out they can’t provide for the animals.”

Hetrick denied their claims, and said he has plenty of friends who helped him out of his jam. Hetrick has said he only wants to care for the animals, most of which are old, until they die. He is not rescuing any new animals.

“Most people who do what I do don’t let people on their property,” Hetrick said. “I’ve always been open (to the public) since day one. Never a day goes by that someone’s not here. There’s nothing to hide. I don’t advertise, and there’s no fee. I have a donation box. I don’t make a penny. This is what I like, this is what I do.

“I’m not real sure what they’re (DOA) going to come up with, but whatever they want me to do, I’m going to do it, and I have 1,200 friends who will help me. They’ve been helping me all along.”

Stockmaster: Feeding your neighbor

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In his First Letter (in the Bible), the Apostle John writes that the new commandment, one which Jesus always taught his disciples, is to love one another in truth and action, not in word or speech, living this out as you give selflessly – of yourselves to see that others in need are helped – or as in the case of Toledo Area Ministries (TAM) Feed Your Neighbor program (FYN), fed.

As FYN Director, I see examples of this lived out every day as our pantry coordinators and volunteers give selflessly of their time and abilities – sometimes up to 40 valuable hours a week filling the pantry shelves so others don’t go hungry! They drive their own vehicles around the city to pick up food. Then they the store the food, stock the shelves, and keep the pantry clean and welcoming. They help visitors select the best foods for their households from the pantry shelves, and then they help them out to the car with it. They do endless paperwork. They network with other pantries and organizations to present the best, freshest, and most nutritious foods to those in need! All for zero dollars in payment – endless gifts from the heart. I give thanks to God for them, always!

TAM’s Feed Your Neighbor Program is celebrating 40 years of service to those in the Toledo area who are experiencing food insecurity – approximately one in five Lucas County residents who are hungry and unsure of what, where or when their next meal will be. This may be a first time or singular experience, or families that have been accessing food pantries on a chronic, long term basis. Most are unemployed, underemployed, disabled, seniors or military families. They visit the FYN pantry in their neighborhood on the day and time it’s open, once a month to receive a generous 3 day supply of food, enough for everyone in their household. Pantry volunteers assist their visitors to “shop” the pantry shelves to make their own choice of the nutritious foods they like to eat and are able to prepare – Client Choice.

FYN is a network of 13 food pantries throughout the Toledo area, including one in Ottawa Lake MI, and the newest at Toledo Campus Ministries (TCM), a collaboration between FYN, TCM and the University of Toledo Center for Experiential Learning & Career Development.

Despite all our efforts, hunger in our neighborhoods is not going away! Last year, 68,450 people were helped by FYN. Our pantry coordinators all reported record numbers this past September and October!

Serving this number of people is only possible through the generosity and compassion of our community. All of the pantries are run and staffed by volunteers. Each pantry is located in a church or community center which offers the space and utilities at no charge to FYN so that all of the money donated to FYN is spent on food. We rely very heavily on food drives, personal donations and all the food we can get either free or at minimal cost from local food banks. So heavily, in fact, that it only costs FYN approximately $1 per person for a three day supply of food!

How can you help? Stop on in this Sunday, December 7th, 2 – 8 p.m. at The Village Idiot in Maumee to “Raise Some Cash.”

Proceeds from this fund raiser benefit FYN’s Augsburg Lutheran Church Pantry. $5 per person plus lots of charity items available for purchase and raffle and the best local bands playing lots of Johnny Cash

In case you can’t make it, the next best way is to donate money or food to Feed Your Neighbor. Send a check to: TAM Feed Your Neighbor Program, 3043 Monroe St, Toledo OH 43606.  Donate on line at www.tamohio.org and be sure to designate it for FYN. Check out the FYN web page for information on pantry locations and schedules. We also put info about our upcoming food drives and fund raisers on the web page and Facebook. Contact me for more info.

Many thanks from our hearts for all the times you have donated to or even prayed for Feed Your Neighbor! Please keep it up!

Donnajean Stockmaster is Feed Your Neighbor Program Director. She can be reached at [email protected]  or (419) 242-7401, Ext. 145.

Raise Some Cash: Musicians to channel Man in Black for Feed Your Neighbor benefit Dec. 7

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“Sometimes I am two people. Johnny is the nice one. Cash causes all the trouble. They fight.” —Johnny Cash

Such is the duality and fragile imperfection that defined Johnny Cash as a man and a musical artist — part rebel, part charitable Christian and both parts  sincere.

Donnajean Stockmaster of Feed Your Neighbor and Raise Some Cash organizer Larry Meyer of Old State Line. Toledo Free Press photo by Christie Materni

A group of Toledo area musicians have honored that same spirit in recent years, playing songs by the Man in Black and raising money for a cause while they’re at it.

Raise Some Cash is once again ready to rock the stage at the Village Idiot, 309 Conant St. in Maumee, from 2-8 p.m. Dec. 7.

Proceeds from the event benefit Augsburg Lutheran Church’s food pantry, which is part of the Feed Your Neighbor network of Toledo food pantries.

RELATED: Stockmaster: Feeding your neighbor

This year’s lineup of performers includes Old State Line, Kentucky Chrome, Dave Carpenter, Minglewood Labor Camp, The Thirsty Hooligans and Locoweed, as well as visual artists Streetspun Yarnbombing and paperDENIMart.

The event is open to all, and children are welcome to attend with parents. A donation of $5 is suggested, and charity items will be available for purchase and raffle.

This is “Volume 5” of Raise Some Cash, which has been held on a “not quite annual” basis over the past seven years, according to founder Larry Meyer.

Meyer, who is also the drummer for Old State Line, attends church at Augsburg. He explained that the event first came together after members of the congregation expressed a need for funds and food items.

Meyer said he and a friend, John Rockwood, had worked on some fundraising events together before. When the pantry reached out and said they needed help, Meyer recognized his ability to contribute something through music and stepped up.

“I had the idea for a fundraiser, and it all just sort of clicked with the Cash name, giving it sort of a snappy title,” Meyer said.

“I stood up in front of the congregation weeks later and said, ‘Here’s what I’m willing to do. If you’re looking for a fundraiser in the church basement with some gospel singing, I’m not the guy, but this is what I can do for you,’ and they were very supportive.”

The first few events were held Downtown at The Blarney Irish Pub, and it was later moved to the Village Idiot to provide a larger stage and a house PA system.

The pantry at Augsburg serves Toledo’s 43612 ZIP code, operating in conjunction with Feed Your Neighbor, a program of Toledo Area Ministries.

Donnajean Stockmaster, community connections director at Toledo Area Ministriesand director for Feed Your Neighbor, said the group’s mission is to make Toledo a better place to live by working with congregations to meet human needs, create community and work for justice.

Feed Your Neighborworks with pantries in 12 Toledo ZIP codes, as well as one in Ottawa Lake, Michigan. The pantries supply three-day rations of food to those who come seeking help. Stockmaster said all the pantries are managed by volunteers.

“That is another way to create community, having neighbors help others in their community,” she said. “It’s an easy way for the public to come in and bring a couple bags of food, donate $5 and just kind of hang around, laugh and have some pizza, and listen to some top-notch music. It’s just a really enjoyable time. And Johnny Cash? Who better?”

Lance Neil Hulsey of Kentucky Chrome has played all five events.

“Cash’s music has an inherent quality that makes it timeless,” he said. “Cash had the ability to reel me in and sometimes make the Earth stop spinning momentarily. Very few artists have this effect on me.”

Hulsey said he appreciates being able to raise funds for a good cause.

“It is very easy to become consumed in your personal problems, forgetting about those who have problems worse than your own, like not having enough food,” he said. “I feel that using a gift that I’ve been given to, in turn, give a gift to someone else is a beautiful thing.”

This is Dave Carpenter’s first year playing Raise Some Cash, but the longtime Toledo musician and co-founder of Acoustics for Autism is no stranger to charity or Johnny Cash.

“I think the camaraderie among musicians is the big draw — hanging out with other players. It’s fun, and we’re raising money for a good cause, too. … [Cash] is very cross-generational. You’ve got people that maybe aren’t country fans, but still like Johnny Cash.”

Meyer acknowledged that the duality of Johnny Cash is one of the things that makes him appealing, providing the perfect inspiration to play raucous Americana and roots rock music while focusing on philanthropy.

“This is the same guy that could sing a song like ‘Cocaine Blues,’” Meyer said. “But if you know anything about his history, you know he never claimed to be perfect and was a devout Christian.”

Meyer said the “cold, hard cash” raised by the event allows them to stock the Augsburg pantry and lessen the burden on Feed Your Neighbor.

A Reason to Dine event to raise funds for HIV/AIDS prevention

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By Russell Axon, Toledo Free Press Staff Writer

Toledoans will soon have the opportunity to help fight HIV and AIDS just by eating out.

A Reason to Dine will see three local restaurants donate part of their proceeds to help fund HIV and AIDS-related services and prevention programs in Toledo on World AIDS Day.

On Dec. 1, part of the bill for customers who dine at Pam’s Corner, 116 10th St.; Briarfield Cafe, 3220 Briarfield Blvd., Maumee; or Ferdos Mediterranean Restaurant, 3065 W. Bancroft St., will go directly to local services for the community. Those severices include free HIV testing, advocacy programs, and educational and preventative programs for teens and adults.

Participants at a Reason to Dine event in Columbus in 2012. Photo courtesy of A Reason to Dine

The annual fundraiser is hosted by the AIDS Resource Center (ARC) of Ohio, a nonprofit that provides local support to people living with HIV and AIDS.

Special Events Director Lisa Grigsby said the event helps bring a more focused awareness to a global issue.

“We need to have conversations in our community about [HIV/AIDS], and what better way to have a conversation than over a meal?�? she said. “This our step out into Toledo to say, ‘Hey, we need to have more people aware, we need to bring new friends to the organization, and have people talking about this.�?

This year will be the first time A Reason to Dine is held in Toledoafter originating in Columbus six years ago. The annual fundraiser garnered $6,000 last year and typically hosts about 15 restaurants in Columbus, Grigsby said.

Grigsby said she hopes to eventually replicate that success in Toledo, adding that the restaurants also benefit from the event.

“We’ll have dining ambassadors, which means some of our staff and supporters will work on bringing groups out to have a meal at one of those restaurants involved so that the restaurants get to see some business from it,�? she said. “It’s a fundraiser as well as a friendraiser.�?

Grigsby said the nonprofit makes a point to recruit local restaurants so that every dollar stays in the community. The restaurants also get to choose what percentage of their profits they want to donate. Pam’s Corner is donating 25 percent and Briarfield Cafe and Ferdos are donating 10 percent, according to the event’s website.

Grigsby said any restaurateurs interested in participating can still sign up at ARC Ohio’s website.

Grigsby said ARC Ohio always planned to bring the event to Toledo.

According to the Ohio Department of Health, Lucas County has the fifth highest rate of HIV-positive cases in the state with almost 900 people diagnosed as of 2013.

Grigsby said preventive education is extremely important because the perception of HIV and AIDS has changed.

“Back in the ’80s, if somebody had AIDS it was a death sentence.  The good news is that we’ve made so much progress in the medications that are available that if we can test and diagnose somebody and get them into care right away, their life expectancy will be near normal now. You don’t see people dying of AIDS — for the most part in America — because we have the ability to help them.

“Unfortunately, what we are still seeing are new infections, and half of those infections are in 13 to 24-year-olds. So what we’re now realizing is there’s a whole new generation who never remember AIDS as a fatal disease because in their lifetime it hasn’t been. It’s not at the top of the mind anymore.�?

To that end, Grigsby said ARC Ohio focuses on prevention and also assists with all aspects of treatment, like assigning those with HIV a social worker, finding them housing or getting them proper medical coverage.

“If we test somebody, we will hold their hand through any of the processes they need to make sure they are getting the appropriate care,�? Grigsby said.

For more info, visit www.arcohio.org or www.facebook.com/AReasonToDine.

Gift Guide: Milsap collection covers three decades, 40 No. 1 hits

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Sometime between the hard-drinking, hard-living outlaws of country music’s early days and the polished country-pop stars of today, the genre went through an era during which he tried to find its place in the music world.

Ronnie MIlsap CD Collection

During this time — primarily the 1970s and 1980s — country singers began to branch out into crossover areas, inspired by other genres such as R&B, rock and pop.

One of the most successful artists of that era was Ronnie Milsap, who boasted no fewer than 40 No. 1 singles, six Grammys and four Country Music Association Album of the Year awards.

For the 2014 holiday season, RCA — the label that released Milsap’s records during his prime — is releasing its complete catalog of Milsap albums in one box set, “The RCA Albums Collection” ($97).

Milsap is a 2014 inductee into the Country Music Hall of Fame, and he was also honored with the career achievement award from the Academy of Country Music this fall. The honors put the icing on the cake of an impressive musical career, most of which is highlighted in this box set.

Milsap was always known for being an early pioneer in crossover country music. Blind since childhood, Milsap looked up to artists like Ray Charles as he mastered the piano and embarked on a music career in the 1960s. His early works were heavily influenced by soul, rock, blues and R&B. A chance meeting with Charley Pride rerouted his career toward country music, where he essentially found his calling.

One can distinctly hear influence early rock and country pioneers such as Jerry Lee Lewis had on his first RCA album, “Where My Heart Is” (1973).

Milsap, who most often performed songs written by others during his early years, penned his own homage to the storytellers of country on “Country Cookin’” from 1975’s “A Legend in My Time.”

In 1977, Milsap released “It Was Almost Like a Song,” which marked his official arrival on the adult contemporary charts and further solidified his role as a crossover artist. The title track was one of two No. 1 hits from the album, and its piano-laden introduction is right at home next to any Linda Ronstadt or Elton John song of that era.

This collection chronicles Milsap’s continued success throughout the 1980s, and it includes his 1986 holiday release, “Christmas with Ronnie Milsap.”

Though Milsap’s chart power dwindled after 1985’s “Lost in the Fifties Tonight,” the collection includes some of his later works, right up through 1991’s “Back to the Grindstone” and his 2006 return to RCA after a 15-year split, “My Life.”

“My Life” featured a single, “Local Girls,” which proved Milsap’s adaptability to changing times. The song bears a distinct resemblance to many of today’s country hits and their typical subjects — beer and girls.

However, fans who remember the transitional years of country music will undoubtedly appreciate this homage to one of its premier acts.

Whether one prefers the heartache of old honky-tonk or the simplicity of pop-country, Milsap’s got it covered in these 21 albums from a span of 33 years.

Gift Guide: Soundtrack collection features the best of Mancini

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What is the Pink Panther without his theme music?

The two go hand in hand. The slick saxophone melody creates the perfect vibe for the eponymous, rose-colored cartoon character that opened the 1963 movie of the same name.

This jazzy theme music is just one of the many iconic scores written by legendary composer Henry Mancini (1924-94) and captured on the new soundtrack collection by Legacy Recordings.

A perfect gift for film fans, “The Classic Soundtrack Collection” of Mancini’s oeuvre boasts 18 soundtracks on nine discs, along with a never-before-heard version of “Nothing to Lose” with Julie Andrews from the 1968 comedy “The Party.”

Henry Mancini CD collection

Frequenters of Friday night football games may recognize another iconic Mancini score in the collection — the television theme song from “Peter Gunn.” This high school band favorite won Mancini an Emmy Award and two Grammys. This theme was adapted for the film version of the show and is featured in the collection.

Two years after winning those Emmy and Grammy awards, Mancini earned his first two Academy Awards for his work on “Breakfast at Tiffany’s,” which is also featured in the collection. Mancini won Best Score of a Dramatic or Comedy Picture for his work in the classic film starring Audrey Hepburn as Holly Golightly. He also won for the timeless “Moon River” with lyricist Johnny Mercer.

The collection would be worth having just for those soundtracks, but it also works as an educational tool.

Playing each of the nine discs, listeners may find quite a few themes they hadn’t realized were written by Mancini.

Listeners may ask themselves, “He did this?!” after listening to another recognizable theme from Mancini — “Baby Elephant Walk” from Howard Hawks’ 1962 film “Hatari!” starring John Wayne. This catchy piece of music features a fun combination of woodwind and brass instruments, along with  some supporting blasts from a tuba.

It would be almost impossible to include every piece of music by Mancini because he wrote so much. This collection, though, is a great tribute to the legacy of the late composer, born in Cleveland and raised near Pittsburgh.

Listen to some of Mancini’s greatest hits at henrymancini.com.

Shop Local: Area retailers offer myriad opportunities to support small businesses

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‘Tis the season when consumers are faced with a shopping quandry: Where should one spend hard-earned dollars on holiday gifts?

More and more people are opting to plunk down their bucks on locally made products and, to that end, Toledo certainly doesn’t disappoint.

Pictured from left: Box from The Drunken Woodworker (drunkenwoodworker.com); socks from Jupmode (jupmode.com); Christmas tree art from Shared Lives Studio (shop.lottindustries.com); bag by Oh Sew Betty (facebook.com/ohsewbetty); basket from Taste of Toledo (tasteoftoledo.com); mat from Yeah I’m From Toledo (facebook.com/yeahimfromtoledo); and Kringle Krumbs, a mix of sugar, cinnamon and peppermint sticks to dip seasonal ale, hot chocolate and more (facebook.com/kringlekrumbs).

Handmade Toledo, a community of regional artisans, now has a brick-and-mortar home at 1717 Adams St.

Among the vendors at its recent holiday Maker’s Mart was Jupmode, a Perrysburg-based specialty T-shirt company featuring locally themed slogans.

“When you shop at local companies, the money stays in the area,” owner John Amato said. “It’s all a bunch of local people who put time into something they care about. For us, customer service is a really big thing. It’s important for us to take care of the people who are willing to buy our product.”

Jupmode just got approval from the Toledo Zoo to remake the zoo’s iconic 1988 Panda shirt. The new shirt is available for $20 and is anticipated to be Amato’s biggest holiday seller. He’s also excited about the company’s other new item, socks with the Toledo skyline.

Jupmode items will be on sale for Black Friday and on Dec. 17 to honor the anniversary of the slogan, “You Will Do Better in Toledo,” which is featured on Amato’s best-selling shirt.

“When people order shirts from us, we’re able to create more fun things,” Amato said. “It’s important to understand that relationship; if you want that local supply, you have to support them.”

Jules Webster, owner of The Art Supply Depo, 29 S. St. Clair St., said she competes with the big box stores during the holidays as well as the Internet — which she considers her biggest competitor — by offering unique items for a “surprisingly” cheaper price.

“We do provide a high level of customer service, so people come back,” Webster said. “They trust our advice and we ask questions [about] the recipient, and we put together a gift pack that they can’t find anywhere else.”

On Black Friday, Webster will offer 25 percent off on her paint and drawing sets.

Taste of Toledo, a Toledo gift basket company offering gourmet and made-in-Toledo items, is another popular holiday stop.

Now at 3110 Chappel Drive in the Shops at Levis Commons, as well as online, the shop’s most popular item is the Toledo Basket with a selection of locally made products for $86.99. They also offer a holiday snack assortment for $28.99. For an iconic Toledo item, try the Tony Packo’s basket, $61.99.

Libbey Glass recently opened two seasonal pop-up stores, one at Franklin Park Mall in the space once occupied by Coldwater Creek, and one at Levis Commons next door to Jos. A. Bank Clothiers. The seasonal locales will be open through the end of December.

Gift Guide: Menzel, Rucker among artists with holiday albums

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In many years, when November arrives, it’s time to brace for the onslaught of Christmas albums. Often, the selection is filled with the usual by-the-numbers versions of holiday standards that add nothing to the hundreds of holiday albums that have come before them. This year, we get a break. Sure, there are a few predictable releases, but just as many boast some inspired and original approaches to Christmas music. Here are some releases to add — and delete — from your holiday album shopping list:

  • The Blind Boys of Alabama

    Taj Mahal/The Blind Boys of Alabama, “Talkin’ Christmas!”  (Sony Masterworks): This holiday summit between blues legend Mahal and the equally venerable gospel/soul vocal group, The Blind Boys of Alabama, is a rousing success. Featuring several fine original songs and inspired and unique versions of a few holiday favorites, “Talkin’ Christmas!” rates as 2014’s best holiday album.

  • Earth, Wind & Fire, “Holiday” (Sony Legacy): The veteran group does exactly what one would hope with a holiday album — remakes a set of Christmas classics in its own rousing horn-laced R&B image, while rounding out things with a few spirited originals.
  • Farmer Jason, “Christmas on the Farm” (Courageous Chicken): Jason Ringenberg (of Jason & The Scorchers fame) adapts his kids-music persona for this collection of originals and standards. Ringenberg keeps things fun and clean for the kids, but rocks enough and shows enough cleverness that grown-ups will also get some kicks out of “Christmas on the Farm.”
  • Heart & Friends, “Home For The Holidays” (Frontiers): For the December 2013 concert captured on this CD/DVD, Heart played a warm and inviting set of holiday-related songs written by the likes of Bob Dylan, Joni Mitchell and Harry Nilsson. Heart also rocks out on “Barracuda,” “Even It Up” and a cover of “Stairway To Heaven.” Then Train’s Pat Monahan, Richard Marx and Shawn Colvin join in on Dylan’s “Ring Them Bells,” a stirring finale for a fine — and unique — holiday show.
  • Idina Menzel

    Over The Rhine, “Blood Oranges in the Snow” (GSD): This isn’t a holiday album per se. It’s a collection of mostly original songs set to a backdrop of the holiday season. Not exactly cheery, these are mostly tales of everyday struggles, small joys and wishes for better days ahead, housed within Over The Rhine’s familiar elegant folk-pop sound.

  • The Roys, “Bluegrass Kinda Christmas” (Rural Rhythm): There’s nothing “kinda” here. The Roys have made a true bluegrass Christmas album that happily leans toward lively lesser-known tunes (“Santa Looked A Lot Like Daddy,” “Christmas Time’s Comin’”) plus several solid originals.
  • Home Free: “Full of Cheer” (Columbia): Winners of NBC’s “The Sing-Off,” this a cappella group sounds like a cross between the Oak Ridge Boys and Straight No Chaser — with some comedy thrown in (note the title track, a rare happy Christmas breakup song). The vocal arrangements are fun and frequently inventive, making for an entertaining album that lives up to its title.
  • Dave Koz & Friends, “The 25th of December” (Concord): The smooth jazz star’s latest holiday effort is a star-studded vocal-oriented affair. Johnny Mathis, India.Arie, Jonathan Butler and Heather Headley are among the guests who give inspired performances and add some sizzle to a nice mix of traditional classics and newer holiday songs.
  • Jim Brickman, “On A Winter’s Night” (Green Hill): This is Brickman’s eighth holiday album, but he sounds invested in the season. He sets the famous poem “Night Before Christmas” to music (with John Oates nicely handling the vocals) and creatively reinvents “Blue Christmas” and the Mariah Carey hit “All I Want For Christmas Is You” in his signature gentle piano sound.
  • Darius Rucker holiday album

    Darius Rucker, “Home For The Holidays” (Capitol Nashville): The Hootie & the Blowfish singer, who has gone country as a solo artist, plays it safe here, performing agreeable, if predictable, versions of standards like “Let It Snow,” “I’ll Be Home For Christmas” and “O Come, All Ye Faithful.”

  • Idina Menzel, “Holiday Wishes” (Warner Bros.): The Broadway/film star’s holiday effort is heavy on the usual standards given familiar orchestrated treatments. Menzel’s voice is amazing, but she over-sings her way through most of the songs.
  • Various Artists, “Christmas At Downton Abbey” (Warner Bros.): There’s no reason this double album exists except to sell it to fans of the BBC series. Mostly, it’s some actors singing (some competently, some not that well — with the choir frequently carrying the performances) songs that have nothing to do with the fine television series.

Gift Guide: ‘What If?’ adapts popular webcomic into entertaining, offbeat read

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Millions of people visit xkcd.com each week to read Randall Munroe’s witty, offbeat webcomic, featuring stick-figure drawings addressing topics of science, technology, language and love.

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The former NASA roboticist also maintains a popular Q-and-A page on the site, where he offers concrete scientific answers to oddball hypotheticals like, “How much Force power can Yoda output?” and “What would happen if someone’s DNA vanished?”

Now Munroe has collected updated and expanded versions of his most popular questions plus dozens of new ones into a book: “What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions” (Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, $24).

The first chapter sets the tone as Munroe considers “What would happen if the Earth and all terrestrial objects suddenly stopped spinning, but the atmosphere retained its velocity?” His six-page answer begins: “Nearly everyone would die. Then things would get interesting.”

For a humorous book, there is an awful lot of death.

  • “What would happen if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90 percent the speed of light?” (Death.)
  • “What would happen if you made a periodic table out of cube-shaped bricks, where each brick was made of the corresponding element?” (Death.)
  • “If you suddenly began rising steadily at 1 foot per second, how exactly would you die?” (Depending on what you’re wearing, either hypothermia or loss of oxygen. Either way, death.)
  • “What if I took a swim in a typical spent nuclear fuel pool?” (Surprisingly, not death — as long as you stay near the top and don’t get too near the actual fuel canisters at the bottom. A theory I don’t plan on testing.)

The chapters are broken up by lists of questions Munroe doesn’t answer — the “weird (and worrying) questions” that are apparently too weird and too worrying even for Munroe. (Examples: “Would it be possible to get your teeth to such a cold temperature that they would shatter upon drinking a hot cup of coffee?” “If a Venus fly trap could eat a person, about how long would it take for the human to be fully de-juiced and absorbed?”)

Questions range from the mathematically thought-provoking (“What if everyone actually had only one soul mate, a random person somewhere in the world?” “When, if ever, will Facebook contain more profiles of dead people than living ones?”) to the just plain odd (“If every person on Earth aimed a laser pointer at the Moon at the same time, would it change color?” “Is it possible to build a jet pack using downward-firing machine guns?”).

Most of the questions — while entertaining to consider — can be summed up by Munroe’s response to  “What would happen if you set off a nuclear bomb in the eye of a hurricane?” Apparently this question is asked often enough that the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration actually has an official response, which concludes: “Needless to say, this is not a good idea.”

If you were skimming this review and found yourself musing, “Hmm, what WOULD happen if a hair dryer with continuous power were turned on and put in an airtight box?” then this is the book for you.

Gift Guide: John Denver collection loaded with previously unreleased material

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For the John Denver fan — even the one who has all his albums on vinyl and a turntable that still works — comes this release from Sony Legacy. “All of My Memories: The John Denver Collection” is a 90-track, four-CD set spanning Denver’s 1964-97 career.

Loaded with previously unreleased material, alternate takes, rarities and classics, it’s worth its suggested retail price of $69.98.

John Denver collection

John Denver collection

Disc One opens with the Denver-atypical “The Road,” a demo that could easily have been the title song for a Western. On the third track Denver renders the wistful traditional ballad “The Wagoner’s Lad,” a song folk music aficionados might also recognize as “My Horses Ain’t Hungry” or “Pretty Mary.”  Track five, “Babe, I Hate to Go” was a privately pressed number that would later come to be known as “Leaving on a Jet Plane”; in 1969 it was the first and only No. 1 for Peter, Paul and Mary. Things get political with track seven, but even supporters of the 37th president will find “The ’68 Nixon (This Year’s Model)” amusing. Disc One closes with “Grizzly Bear Song,” a snippet from the ultra-rare “The John Denver Radio Show “promotional record.

Disc Two opens with the soaring “Rocky Mountain High,” now one of Colorado’s two official state songs. The exhilarating “The Eagle and the Hawk” appears as track six, and Bryan Bowers’ “Berkeley Woman” appears as track eight, with Bowers on Autoharp and Paul Prestopino on fretted dulcimer. Also featured on this disc are selections from “Back Home Again” — arguably Denver’s most successful album — including “Annie’s Song,” written for his first wife, something of a mythic figure among fans. The live version of John Martin Sommers’ joyous “Thank God I’m a Country Boy” is here, as is the live version of Jim Connor’s rollicking “Grandma’s Feather Bed.”

Disc Three highlights include the invigorating “Calypso” written for Denver’s good friend Jacques Cousteau and “Fly Away,” featuring the ethereal vocals of Olivia Newton-John. More duets are highlighted on Disc Four, including “Perhaps Love,” featuring Plácido Domingo and “Wild Montana Skies” featuring Emmylou Harris.

Listeners who know Denver’s work well may be slightly disoriented by the sequencing of some of the songs, and knowledgeable fans may notice one or two inaccuracies in Colorado Music Hall of Fame director G. Brown’s accompanying essay, but these are nitpicks.

And no worries: Randy Sparks’ slam “Saturday Night in Toledo, Ohio” is not included.

—Becky Beard